Sincere Apologies
I'm really sorry if I offended anyone with my last post. It was part of a deal I made with Clupbert to see who would get more hate comments if we blogged about hating women. Even though most of what I said was more or less true, if massively generalized, I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings or feminist sensibilities.
Um, can you guys hold on a second? I have to get the phone.
Holy shit! That was GOD. He said "Stop lying to your blog readers". To which I replied, "Stop lying to the entire world. You're not even real."
However, the Big Man has a point. I'm not really sorry. This is my blog, and if I want to make half-joking observations about MY OWN GENDER, I should be able to do that without anyone taking me too seriously and making judgmental comments.
So. We clear? Is everyone okay with this? Because I'd be kind of upset if any of you are sitting there silently fuming at me for being such an insensitive bitch. I'm really not.
Damnit, my phone's ringing again.
Um, can you guys hold on a second? I have to get the phone.
Holy shit! That was GOD. He said "Stop lying to your blog readers". To which I replied, "Stop lying to the entire world. You're not even real."
However, the Big Man has a point. I'm not really sorry. This is my blog, and if I want to make half-joking observations about MY OWN GENDER, I should be able to do that without anyone taking me too seriously and making judgmental comments.
So. We clear? Is everyone okay with this? Because I'd be kind of upset if any of you are sitting there silently fuming at me for being such an insensitive bitch. I'm really not.
Damnit, my phone's ringing again.
posted by Sarah at 8/05/2005 03:02:00 PM
7 Comments:
god just called. he said to stop denying the truth:
he is real, and you are a bitch.
wussy
Just stick to the posts with pictures. No-one can be mad at pictures. Everyone loves a good picture.
i had no problem's with the post but i'm probably a bad person to ask...
and, generally speaking, you're right, women are those five things. i'm not sure how it might offend someone. so women can be catty and manipulative, so what? does this make them less strong, sexy, bold and brave. i don't think so.
i find people who react strongly to stuff like this to be pussies, generally speaking... and bad in bed.
my two cents anyway. and write whatever the hell you want. we censor ourselves enough as is.
i agree with mlcraggs, more pictures, lol... :D
I don't know what's so bad about the post you wrote. Those thing are exactly what make women so damn attractive to men. Would you rather be boring... like us?
god is a great man who has done great things for the world. he's nice enough to let you have this blog and not be a starving child in africa. i think its time you took a second to thank god for god. seriously. you guys. Why bash god anyway? are you jealous of his omniplask;dhfasdklhn ( i can't spell that word god didn't gift me in spelling). but what he did gift me in is blind faith, he says hey i've got a book that says i'm real thats a-ok by me.
my phone is actually ringing maybe its god stopping to chat.
nope not this time but i'll keep praying then maybe he'll cure my aids.
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